Hobble-cocked

verb.
To be misled, and to feel as if you have been betrayed.

I can't believe you would say this right now, I feel simply hobble-cocked!

by BirdWithSuit October 20, 2022

GIBNOE HOBBLE

noun: a girly pop who werks

verb: to aggressively eat something out

adjective: a super slay action or thing
pronouns: gibnoe/hobble

noun: Omg Girl in Red is the queen gibnoe hobble.
Verb: Bro, she wants to gibnoe hobble ur pussy.
Adjective: Rupaul is so gibnoe hobble.

by gibnoehobble9000 March 12, 2023

Hibble Hobble

A hibble hobble is not everything and nothing everyone and no one

I hibble hobbled your mom

by Jsusked August 24, 2023

Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 5, 2020

Hobbling Whore

Verb:
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.

"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."

"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."

by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010

hobble gobbler

One who takes the head of a fish and shoves it up their ass and screams the word nigger baby at the top of their lungs.

yesterday I hobble gobblered at the top of my lungs.

by DTS57 June 30, 2011

hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee

Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue

by Swaggett October 30, 2013