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V. To engage, partake, or participate in activities which would be otherwise exhibited by a ho-dad.

Such activities and pastimes include, but are not limited to: loitering, petty thieving, not bathing for days on end, constantly bumming cigarettes, wearing the same outfit for over a week straight, using the "f" word to excess in regular dialogue, collecting welfare and food stamps when they do not need it and are perfectly capable of getting a job for themselves (then bitching about the economy), constantly asking others for money, drugs, or favors, drinking to excess at any social gathering and becoming obnoxious as fuck, begging their friends to let them couch surf almost every other night, and being a general dick-weed until they burn all their bridges with all the people they've mooched off of.
Dude 1: Dude seriously, this is getting old as hell! Stan wants to know if he can stay at my house again TONIGHT! Its been like 3 fuckin' weeks man!!!

Dude 2: Yeah I don't blame you for bein' pissed as shit man, that's some serious hodadary that Stan's pullin' and if he doesn't shape up you gotta throw his ass out. End of story.
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Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010
a REAL ship between Harry Styles and Barack Obama.
Guy 1: who’s hobama?
Guy 2: it’s Harry styles and Obama’s relationship.
Guy 1: I thought Harry was shipped with Louis,
Guy 2: no that’s a cover up for hobama.
Hobama by Hobamaisreal April 25, 2021

Hoyada Was 

Fuck Your Mom(In Somali)
Hoyada WAs
Hoyada Was by NrTScopeZz September 30, 2019

habadabadaba 

A slang word for hot women. enough said
"That woman has a nice rack!"
"Habadabadaba!"
habadabadaba by Stuffattack May 1, 2010
A huge penis (Ancient greek translation for "twelve inches").

It is believed that anyone that holds this word as their name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I Wish I had a Hobday to ride all night
Hobday by mansayimatingmanimating September 27, 2011