There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)

Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.


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Dude, you're a hobknocker.
by FreakOfThePopa June 08, 2010
A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.
Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.
by HobknockerPolice January 15, 2012
A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals
hes such a hobknocker!
by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011
One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester
There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...
by CRSII June 19, 2010
means a mans penis is on/or about to be slapped on your face
youare a hobknocker.{haveing sex with animals}
by micala12345678990 March 24, 2010
It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."
You guys are bunch of hobknockers!
by Penoris August 11, 2009
when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock
joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!
by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010
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