A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
by kate789 February 07, 2009

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1. A person that engages in sexual activities with animals

2. Someone who masturbates in public

3. A person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia

Hobknockers are usually men
1. Nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.

2. Jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!

3. Sarah grabbed his junk! What a hobknocker!
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There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)

Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.

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Dude, you're a hobknocker.
by FreakOfThePopa June 08, 2010

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A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.
Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.
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A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals
hes such a hobknocker!
by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011

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One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester
There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...
by CRSII June 19, 2010

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means a mans penis is on/or about to be slapped on your face
youare a hobknocker.{haveing sex with animals}
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It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."
You guys are bunch of hobknockers!
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