Hoagie

Performing oral sex on a stinky vagina

The girl’s pussy was like a bad hoagie.

by dirty jerz June 20, 2021

Hoagies

Large armpit stains the seep through shirts that are long like a hoagie.

It's so hot in here that I think I'm starting to get hoagies.

by The Widge May 21, 2008

Hoagie

An enormous penis...no relation to the large sandwich

My fat girlfriend finished off a hoagie by herself, then she had a bit of my hoagie.

by Nilknarf Den January 13, 2006

Hoagie

To take a day off work.

Variations:
Hoagie w/cheese: Taking a day off without telling anyone.
Hoagie w/onions: Taking a day off, and everyone bitches about it.
Whole Hoagie: Whole day off work.
Half Hoagie: Half day off work.

I'm taking a whole hoagie tomorrow, hold the onions.

by Tantram July 21, 2010

Hoagie

A penis
word originated in philly because everyone around there is a dick

Hey white girl suck on my Hoagie

i got a hoagie for ya

by Michael Arguelles December 12, 2004

Hoagie

A blowjob given to a man from Philadelphia with an abnormally large penis
(sometimes spelled "hogie" or "hoggie")

Girl 1: "Have you met that new guy from Philly? He's got a HUGE cock!"

Girl 2: "Really?"

Girl 1: "Yeah, I gave him a hoagie last night behind that new club downtown."

by MacksAtrill October 16, 2012

Hoagie

A nickname for the most bad-ass person you will ever know also a term for a baby ninja.

That kids a hoagie!

by Hoagies November 4, 2009