Hmph

Word/Sound made by the mythical Jade Jupiter.

Hi, how was your day?
-Hmph
Okay then.

by Hail Payman December 9, 2019

HMPH

HMPH is an acronym, not to be confused with the sound that’s usually spelled with same letters. HMPH stands for “Hit Me Pretty Hard”, which could be used as an expression of dying out of laughter, hurting because of heartbreak, Being literally hit pretty hard physically in the gut, or to describe any feelings that are strong enough to make an impact.

Example 1:

A: *insert joke here*
B: lmao omg that HMPH! Rofl

Example 2:

C: did you say that she cried when you said you don’t think it’s gonna work out between you guys?
D: yeah man she cried in front of me and ngl that shit HMPH

by DejaBu August 3, 2020

hmph mode

The super cute (joking)mode your girlfriend enters into after you do something she only kind of dislikes. I.e. didn't hold her hand, just teased her, almost gave her a kiss and pulled out, just pulled out in general. She may also pout and turn her back to you, in pretense that she's mad, knowing you won't be able to resist her cuteness.

Yopyo: You in hmph mode baby?
Chelle: Hmph
Yopyo: *smiles, hugs Chelle*
Chelle: *still hmphing*

by phdreams90 April 20, 2015

hmph-k

It can be used to replace an curse word. Mostly four letter ones. Starting with an FFFFF and ending in a Duck.
Or
A techno sound that soothes the soul.

AAAAHHHHH you make me mad! You know what? Hmph-k you!!! That's right... Hmph-k you!

Or

Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k ahhhhhhhhhhhh wicka wicka Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k ...

The end.

by bolognasamich September 2, 2007

hmph

How many phones have. Used when somebody sends you a wrong message or email.
example on sms when some sends a wrong message.

Emma: Sorry, I sent the wrong message
me: hmph you do this all the time

by unicornkitty6789 February 4, 2020