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3.
HMJ
Help me Jesus
Exit exam in five minutes....HMJ
by Camcam turner April 25, 2011
 
1.
hmj
hit my jack

1_ like hit me up; text me; call my cell

2_beat my meat
dude: ayoo where u been??
kid: idk but we gotta talk
dude: iight hmj
by pooty_poot April 22, 2011
 
2.
HMJ
Help me Jesus
Exit exam in five minutes....HMJ
by Camcam turner April 25, 2011