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1.
hmj
hit my jack

1_ like hit me up; text me; call my cell

2_beat my meat
dude: ayoo where u been??
kid: idk but we gotta talk
dude: iight hmj
by pooty_poot April 22, 2011
 
2.
HMJ
Help me Jesus
Exit exam in five minutes....HMJ
by Camcam turner April 25, 2011
 
3.
HMJ
Help me Jesus
Exit exam in five minutes....HMJ
by Camcam turner April 25, 2011