Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

He hit someone's jewels! Smack! OOW!

by Asadefa September 18, 2020

Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

National Hit Someone Day

April 19th is National Hit Someone Day, it’s a day where you hit someone, whether it would be your Friend or even a random stranger.

John : *Hits Jack*
Jack : Why did you do that?
John : It’s National Hit Someone Day
Jack : No it’s not
John : Yes it is, check urbandictionary.com

by Byt0 April 14, 2018

If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.

Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!

by S Santang October 29, 2009

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 21, 2019