A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a
slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack
hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often
break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.
1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one
fired and hit a
guy's
truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"