hitchling 

noun

a child void of religious indoctrination who is encouraged to read broadly and to seek the truth unapologetically

(In memoriam of Christopher Hitchens)

Her parents are skeptics, so they are raising her as a hitchling.

hitchling by Phaenarete December 18, 2011

Hitchling 

Individual who claims to be leftist but then supports racist, colonial, warfare in Iraq and Afganistan.

My Hitchling friend thought she was hip and cool for insulting the religious right, but then she teamed up with them to support the invasion of Iraq.

Hitchling by doughofthemoon December 26, 2011

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water

We are Hatching this shawty

Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

hatchling 

A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!

Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.

"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."

"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."

"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"

hatchling by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Alabama Turtle Hatching by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

hinchingbrooke school 

Looks posh on the outside but there’s bare skets ukno.
Run by some fat guy, by the name Andrew, whose hairline is receding like a mofucka.

Boys are clapped styll, everyone wants to get in Shiela’s pants, she’s a babe.

Lily: What school do you go to?
Alex: Hinchingbrooke School
Lily: ohhh explains why you’re clapped

hinchingbrooke school by udunkno December 24, 2018

Hotching 

Something or someone you are disgusted by.

"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"

Hotching by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011