one whose primary mode of travel is hitchhiking, or (usually free) rides from motorists on the highway
by Letter X-the-Bloke July 25, 2008
by cyenu January 29, 2005
While pleasing a girl, to stick your thumb out like a hitchhiker and plug it up her vagina. Very simple yet effective.
by Jason Kenyon March 1, 2012
Hey baby, what's up?
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006
A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving.
If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.
by CT and Justin November 26, 2006
(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*
*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)
*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)
'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'
by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021
by Skippyandpete November 5, 2020