An exceptionally powerful and high
quality type of cannabis. To be one hit
shit, the
bud has to be good enough to get you decently high after only one hit.
I have encountered the legendary one hit
shit. My friend the
weed dealer a lot of something called Jamaican AK. One night, three guys, he, and I smoked five or six bowls (I forget) of this, myself having about ten hits of this over the course of two hours (I had already had a few hits of chronic beforehand). I was very fucked up, let me tell you that. It would have been fun had I not also felt like
shit (high temperature/heart
beat).
I was tripping for real on the one hit
shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little
square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a
fat woman in an attic who's
face was made of guacamole.
My friend
Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the
weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit
shit."
