Noun. The act of logging on to Facebook for a brief interval, usually to check notifications (and post the occasional comment), before logging off in order to not FB Chat with someone.
"John wasn't even online... how did he post a comment?"
"He pulled a FB Hit-and-Run."

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by MoreThanDots September 8, 2010
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Hit and Run is Smashing a girl and you dont want any strings attached. Usually when the girl isnt a fine ass girl but a meh looking girl
*Girl walks by*
Virgin friend: I would hit that any day of the week
Real ass nigga: Nah I'd Prob hit and run her
Virgin friend: Aye you right now that i think about it
by HellomyfellowKneegrows. March 11, 2016
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Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.
Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.
by cwood March 20, 2006
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When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.
Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!
by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020
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find a hoe then fuck em then leave em in the middle of the night with out em knowing
Jack pulled a hit and run on that chicken head last night.
by Pimp master p May 29, 2003
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When the story you're working on doesn't fit your prefered historiography.
When you're doing hit and run journalism you're not only publishing a story without apologizing for said story being anachronistic but you forgot to attach your bibliography.
by Sexydimma October 21, 2022
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The act of leaving the scene of an internet chat room without being an active participant in any conversations.
Person 1 & 2: <long conversation>
Person 3: im out
Person 2: da fuk? when were you even here?
Person 1: another damn hit n run
by 1slowhonduh April 10, 2009
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