Basically, your learning about dead people who have nothing to do with you. So I advise you to run.
"You and me have a whole lot of HISTORY!"

Wtf did I write😂
by Ariana West March 9, 2016
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could be one of the (best) subjects ever if you have the right teacher.
omg history was so much fum with mr. Tony
by thisisshit February 10, 2019
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History is the told stories of the world, usually revolving around how one society battled/invaded/took over/had conflict with another (i.e. Americans Americanizing everything), or the internal struggles in said society.

Most noticeable (and somewhat traumatic) events of history involve lots of death, despite the fact that people die every day - just in less dramatic ways.

An example of this is the Pearl Harbor Bombing of World War II.
History is always written by the people who win.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
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Past events that are constantly filtered by historians/govt. to ensure that we now what they want us to.
Global Warming has never happened before-Al Gore
Tell that to Leaf Ericson!-World History Scientist
by Todd Webb September 22, 2008
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My current study of education. What I plan to attend college for this coming spring/summer semester. To become a teacher. Film educational documentaries. Historic Preservation is my interest in life.
Kelly: In short the preservation of history we can restore humanity and hopefully break down the barriers of war to a new presence of survival:)

Guy: You baby lemme get that butt!
Kelly: Rewind history to the point where you started that sentence. Erase it. Say something with intelligent and We'll talk Sir.

Guy: Your no fun:(

Kelly: I have priority's to my family and myself to preserve what is missing in a Nation in war. Hopefully to teach that Even Rasmus in the 30's spoke of love vs. war. K rations (candy) being thrown to children in the streets by the soldiers. Even during the Six Years War there are many accounts of story's of people finding hope threw love. The preservation of humanity lay within the preservation of history and it's accounts. To become accountable people in the future:)
by KellyCollegeboundYESSS!:) January 16, 2010
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