His dad was a blacksmith 

Someone who doesn't know their father

Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.

His dad was a blacksmith by Fatkid the Baptist November 24, 2022

fuck his dad 

It's a comment made commonly amongst tradespeople who are answering a question with a silly answer, either because they have no actual answer to give or because the real answer is common sense and shouldn't have to be said.

Apprentice: "Hey, I am having trouble with the client constantly checking to see if my cupboards are level, what should I do?

Tradie: "Have you tried to fuck his dad ?"

fuck his dad by Painting is not a trade September 24, 2020

Jesus gay his dad 

Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny

Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”

Jesus gay his dad by Whytfismycatsofckinfat March 14, 2018

your dad screws his lads 

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

your dad screws his lads by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018

Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy 

Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.

I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.

Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy by Saints March 11, 2005

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND 

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

daddy's got his babies

Usually this is said by a crazy girlfriend who is in desperate need to become pregnant, so she resorts to wrapping her legs around you to try and stop you from pulling out. If this happens to you immediately end the relationship as a CUM REVENGE is imminent to happen, a cum revenge is when you cum on your girlfriends stomach and out of revenge for you cumming in their mouth they pull your open mouth to the cum forcing you to eat it.

Simpup: Man this crazy hoe said, "daddy's got his babies" to me last night when we were fucking.
Everyone: Did you pull out?
Simpup: Nah I just let it happen
Everyone: Thats crazy
Simpup: Yeah shes also had CUM REVENGE on me too.
Everyone: FUCKING RUN!

daddy's got his babies by BALLSACKBOYSBROTHER December 4, 2019