hirtuse 

Possessing body hair to an extent as to cause confusion and/or puzzlement as to one's actual nature.

Not sure what the fuck that was; definitely hirtuse.

hirtuse by joefu June 24, 2011

Hiatusexual 

Sexuality of any orientation characterized by long term, self initiated gaps or breaks in acting on sexual feelings.

Jake has always had girls begging for it, but he hasn't gotten a kill in a while since he's hiatusexual, and in the middle of a hiatus.

Hiatusexual by mr.haitus November 12, 2014

hirtue 

verb / direct object combination. slang.

used in combination with a slang, present continuous verb phrase, such as "gonna", to threaten physical violence against a party in the second person.

I'm gonna hirtue.

hirtue by imshane March 30, 2009