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Hipsterminator

A futuristic killing machine sent back in time to rid the world of all hipsters. That is it's only purpose.

This term is derived from the words Hipster and Terminator.
Hipster #1: "We better leave American Apparel (Pauses to light his cigarette and enhance his hipster lifestyle.) and get to the coffee shop before the Hipsterminator finds us and turns us to dust."

Hipster #2: "I'm too hip to care at the moment, Eleh's Radiant Intervals sounds too rad. Heard it yet?

Hipster #1: "Yeah man, I actually wasn't really in to it. Very Mediocre in my opinion. (Not only lying to earn credit with his friend because he's never actually heard of them but denying to like it to show how hip he is.) I hope the Hipsterminator isn't listening in on this conversation, we'll be dead for sure.
Hipsterminator by RumpleGeist February 21, 2011
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Hipsterrible 

Terribly hipster, the tragically hip, the pure essence of hipster, cut-off jeans, flannels, messenger bags, ridiculousness, vans, etc.
"Thats kid Xavier is so hipsterrible, selling his frozen yogurt and riding his fixie everywhere.
Hipsterrible by Rahley Esco September 3, 2009

hipsterantes 

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.
The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

hipsterrific 

Ironic portmanteau adjective of 'hipster' and 'terrific' to refer to an exemplary item, behaviour, situation or place associated with hipster culture.
"In San Francisco, it's not unusual to see a girl with no arms in a Starbucks reading Kant with her feet."
"Hipsterrific."
hipsterrific by Charles Kinbote September 9, 2007

Hipsterin'

When a bunch of Hipsters just sit around with their hipster clothes, shoes, and haircuts.
they could talk about anything hip such as recent underground jazz music, recent cool poodle haircut, or how cool and hip they are.
That conversation will probably be accompanied by a glass of cheap-ass champaign/wine or coffee.
Guy One: Dude, that bar sucks, too many hipsters.

Guy Two: Yeah man, and they just be sitting there.. Hipsterin'...
Hipsterin' by The Normal Guy. November 14, 2011

Hipsterant 

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.
Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn
Hipsterant by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014

Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.
Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!
Hipsterland by Mikanos April 12, 2011