1. An arrogant ass-sucker who could find irony in a blowjob, but could not find a way out of his or her own sphincter
2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
Examples
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
by Biggest Daddy January 2, 2014
A pretentious person who is decadent and weak through self-indulgences and makes attempts to 'stand out' or appear different from what they perceive to be the average person by wearing ostentatious clothing, and doing pretty much anything that calls attention to themselves. They are usually progressives.
He is such a hipster.
by jonnyohio March 19, 2015
A hipster is basically someone who thinks because you like mainstream things they are superior to you and they are 9/10 the ones who complains constantly about music in the current time but are the same ones that praise the music that they used to insult back in the days. They will typically insult anyone who likes mainstream music because they.....think they are not independent thinkers.
Non-hipster: Oh I like this song
Hipster: I don't
Non-hipster: Okay, what do you think is wrong
Hipster: It's brainwashing you and I don't want to be a corporate lap-dog, it's making you a follower so no one should like it.
Non-hipster: Get those negative and stereotypical superiority feelings away from me.
Hipster: I don't
Non-hipster: Okay, what do you think is wrong
Hipster: It's brainwashing you and I don't want to be a corporate lap-dog, it's making you a follower so no one should like it.
Non-hipster: Get those negative and stereotypical superiority feelings away from me.
by Dagr8nae January 19, 2016
A conformist to non-conformity.
by gypsypanther25 May 7, 2014
A hipster is an entitled individual that gets upset when something they like becomes popular without their permission.
Ex.: The movie became so successful, its director had risen out of obscurity much to the dismay of her hipster audience.
by Kredford45 January 28, 2015
Hipsters are a sub-culture of self-conscious image-obsessed middle-class white people who have abandoned independent thinking and place a high value on conformity. If people around them are growing beards, hipsters will do the same. If tattoos and piercings become a trend, hipsters will be the first people to flock to tattoo parlours. Hipsters never have sincere thoughts or action. It may be that hipsters were bullied at school and were not very good at sports, explaining why they rarely smile. They console themselves by examining their bank balance, which is usually very healthy thanks to daddy's trust fund.
John "that hipster girl thinks she is so unique: dyed neon hair, tattoos, piercings, thick glasses"
Paul"which hipster girl? every girl in this bar is like that!"
Paul"which hipster girl? every girl in this bar is like that!"
by The Agenda Breaker November 14, 2015
A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.
When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.
by T-man. February 3, 2017