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Hippo Jump 

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick
Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head
Hippo Jump by ira reed January 19, 2009
guy who plays too much genshin, played too much cs:go, and has way too much hentai on his twitter likes
happyjump? i'd happily jump on deez nu-
happyjump by wh0megalul August 27, 2022

jumping hippi 

a freaky jumping hippi that likes too jump around and rub his testicles on old grand pa's and are generally douche' bags
a weird jumping hippi who thinks he is "cool"
jumping hippi by sammyboy123 November 5, 2008

jumping hippo 

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.
jumping hippo by A glazed donut November 11, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026