hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

the fear of long words, which, ironically, is so ridiculously long that even people without hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia may get overwhelmed by it

Pam: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Ellen: SHHH
Pam: *grins*
Ellen: don't you dare
Pam: iiiiiiiiiit's SUPERCALIFRAGILI--
Ellen: *runs away, screaming*

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by fanwaffles March 23, 2015

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words (I'm not kidding)

George: Kaleidoscopical

Tom: HOLY FUCK

George: dude whats your problem your acting like you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Tom: Dude seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by spencer hastings November 30, 2013

hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism 

The art of using VERY long words to confuse people. It comes from the root 'sesquipedalian', which means one who uses long words to (again) confuse people. Source: Mrs. Burns Dictionary of Obscure, and Preposterous Words.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism is the art of utilizing extremely elongated lexicons to give the appearance of being more intelligent to one's acquaintances.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism by Dan Richards February 20, 2008

dippolito

noun
1) a hottie with a bodie
2) a cutie with a bootie
3) a person who is overtly dramatic

1) "She is such a dippolito!"
2) "Does she always have to be a dippolito?"
3) "There she goes, pulling a dippolito again..."

dippolito by MrRandom147 November 24, 2010

Hipolito

sexy,attractive man with a meaning in life. usually an independent person who is great in bed and loves to treat women with tender love and caring. has a very huge cock! very athletic. name is said to be used mainly by philippines but other nationalities have it...knows how to keep a converstaion with women and has huge swag and is a extremely great sweettalker!

omg if more men were like Hipolito, this world would be fine

Hipolito by annonimous 07 October 4, 2010

hippopotomonstrosequipedaliophobia 

The longest phobia, the most ironic phobia, the funniest phobia. The fear of long words. Often misspelled as hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophobia.

Teacher: What's the fear of long words called?
Student: Hippopotomonstrosequipedaliophobia.
Teacher: *starts screaming*
Girl: Apparently she has it.

hippopotomonstrosequipedaliophobia by Penny Ling November 1, 2013

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

A ridiculously long word describing the phobia of one towards long words. Very ironic ah. ha. ha.

Hey Clark: Hey I heard you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Clark: TOM DON'T ASHDHGSDSFDOIRYUIER!!!! *mumbles random shit being scared out of his underwear*

Tom: Hehehehe, how do you tell the psychiatrist?

Clark: I have hipposdjsdjksdhjjds!!! *mumbles vacuous crap in terror*

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by Double Trouble and the dog. March 18, 2012