hippietitus 

a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, participating in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment.

Friend #1: Jane can't pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out.

Friend #2: Well, why the heck not?

Friend #1: She's been diagnosed with hippietitus. There is no cure. I am afraid we're gonna lose her.

hippietitus by Syed Azeem October 19, 2008

hippie twist

when you just twist the end of a joint instead of using a roach

jimmy hippie twisted his mariguana cigarette because he didnt have anything to use as a roach

hippie twist by blinkinlights February 15, 2007

Hippietitis 

A certain smell, odor or aroma of a hippie-type person: it could be a good or bad thing depending on if a person likes the aroma of things sold in a health food store; and or lifestyle of a hippie: going all natural in most every way; a green way of life/living: ultra environmentally inclined/conscious; sounds like a disease, but it isn't more of a contagion of the mind;

Jack Johnson has a serious case of hippietitis...awesome.

To protect the ocean is such a hippietitis thing to do, son.

Hippietitis by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010