Red hipie

Sexually & intellectually attractive -Peace Enthusiast.

I could not focus on the HR conference because the presenter was such a Red Hipie! Red Blooded Intellectuals Peace Hippie

Red hipie by -Jax X Bayne January 9, 2018

hiplete 

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

hiplete by hillert October 18, 2013

Gun Hippie 

A gun hippie leads the bohemian hippie life style but also enjoys shooting sports and firearms ownership.

The Gun Hippie went to Fisher's farm to plink with Colt revolvers and Mauser rifles.

Gun Hippie by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

HIPEB 

Highly Intelligent Plus Excessively Beautiful

We need a HIPEB to call in and persuade him to get this press, I know one, just around the corner who can fix this up.

HIPEB by FABARM October 22, 2018

hippie German Shepherd 

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.

I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.

hippie German Shepherd by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014

Hippie Invite 

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Hippie Invite by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Crispy hippie 

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

Crispy hippie by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008