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California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
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Handstanderbate 

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand
Dude, last night i handstanderbated!
Handstanderbate by xoval January 19, 2011

Handstands 

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
Handstands by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009

Handstand Honcho 

When a guy gets dome while doing a handstand.
Holy Shit! That girl's blowing a guy that's doing a handstand... He's a fuckin' Handstand Honcho!
Handstand Honcho by Seamus O'Reid February 29, 2008

Polish Handstand 

A traditional Polish Dance in which a male/female shifts into a pose which they are standing up heads down feet up and they fart extremely loudly, entertaining to some audiences
Polish Guy: Do the stand!
Polish Guy #2: *handstands and farts* (Polish Handstand)
Polish Audience: *laugh hysterically*
Polish Handstand by P4perboy July 7, 2019

Handstand 

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, along with its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!

student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.

student 3: What're Handstands?

student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
Handstand by IttyBittyHelloKitty October 29, 2009

nagoya handstand 

When you go to a buffet with a friend who is willing to help you make room for some more food, possibly round 3 at the buffet and beyond. Basically, what one friend does is a handstand on a table. The other friend then opens their mouth while sitting, then, the hand standing friend slams their cock down the seated friends throat. As a result, more space is created so that the next round of buffet can be vanquished.
Nagoya= A Japanese city, which roughly translates to American as "Huge ass buffet"
Dave: Hey buddy. I'm really hungry for the desert phase of my buffet, but I've wasted all of the room in my stomach on the Japanese and Chinese phases.

Goose: That's cool dude. Let me get up on the table and help you out with that. I have been practicing the Nagoya handstand for months!
nagoya handstand by Slooter Goose November 9, 2009