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Nelson Handela 

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
Nelson Handela by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
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Hinderschlagen 

A variation of the game flip cup. Hinderschlagen is set up with sets of partners lined up across from each other along a table. Each partner has two cups, one with beer in it (flip cup amount) and one empty "catching" cup.

In HInderschlagen, the goal is not only to flip your cup onto the table after drinking, but also to flip your cup so that your partner across from you can catch your cup inside of their own.

The game starts with a neutral party asking any either/or question. The first side to drink must answer with one of the two options, but there is no right answer. After answering, the first drinker may drink and then table flip their beer cup. They they must air flip it to their partner's catching cup. Their partner may maneuver their catching cup to improve catching chances, but attempts for the successful catch must continue until this stage is complete. Once complete, the partner then drinks from their beer cup, table flips it, and then tries to flip it back across the table into the original player's catching cup. Once complete, the team must then high five both hands with each other and shout "HINDERSCHLAGEN!" Their round is done after both teammates say the second "N" in "HINDERSCHLAGEN!" The game is played indefinitely and experts continue to struggle to understand the confoundingly fast rate at which it causes beer to disappear.
"I left for three hours, and when I came back, my friends were still playing Hinderschlagen."

"The way that man can finesse an air flip into his catching cup in Hindershlagen is truly an arousing sight to behold."

hinderbinder 

A snug pair of panties; undies worn by mature ladies of Midwestern origin.
Mom's new hinderbinders are 100% cotton and come in purple, blue and green.

Put the hinderbinders next to the bras in the sock drawer.
hinderbinder by MBergie July 25, 2010

Hindenberg Disaster 

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

Hindenburging 

\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een

When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.

Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."

"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
Hindenburging by Sundog_ December 22, 2013

Hindermen's Drop Syndrome

A medical condition mostly prominent in the elderly community in which a large flatulence is expelled so violently the victim loses their footing and fall over as a side effect.
They lady who fell over at the line in Luby's to first responders that she has Hindermen's Drop Syndrome as a pre-existing condition.