Formerly known as JCC, the school has recently shifted away from the production of chavs which inhibit the Town and towards the breeding of the more modern, 21st century version: the Roadman. A ripped puffer jacket on the school gates is an ever-present sight, the sign that one gang of roadmen has sabotaged another and thus removed their leader of the right to wear a north face jacket in July and to use language such as blud, fam or init. The school's inability to get on top of the theft issue has had a profound effect on the standard of teaching, with only 32% of teachers reported having more than 3 chairs and an interactive 'smart'board. This, inevitably, had a major impact on the growth of the roadmen numbers, with gang leaders using the time it takes teachers to set up the old-fashioned chalkboard to teach classmates roadmen dialect, which will later be used in the afternoon's shoplift when one member of the gang subdues the owner with their confusing accent while the leader smuggles a monster energy drink through the door under their puffer jacket. At home-time you'd be mistaken for thinking some sort of bmx race takes place on the premises by the amount of roadmen with bikes waiting outside the school gates but they are in fact expelled pupils who have the sudden desire, after being expelled, to rock up on their bikes en-masse and wait for their mates outside the gates every day, subsequently putting any members of staff off leaving school grounds before 5pm.

mother: son, why is my bank account saying £250 spent on a mountain warehouse coat, its June?
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!

Hinckley Academy by Suntan Dave October 21, 2020

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Hinckley, MN

H town. Literally. Heroin and meth everywhere. The town of wannabe drug dealers and white people who think they can say the n word. Everyone here thinks they’re a gang member. White kids who smoke weed once and claim to be blood or crip. Everyone here smells like cigarettes and asscheese.

Hey man you wanna go to Hinckley, MN and see a movie?

“Stinkley? Nah man I’d rather not run the risk of getting a needle in my Hardee’s burger.”

Hinckley, MN by phosphorushoe February 7, 2020

Hinkle-huck

(V) to go big and hope for the best when all bets are off.

1. "Did you study for that math midterm?"
"No I just Hinkle-hucked it..."

2. "What did you try to do on that last wave?"
" I don't even know. I just Hinkle-hucked it."

Hinkle-huck by Skinn Rols September 3, 2014

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Hinkle

Referring to a man who enjoys tickling other men’s scrotums. Often used as a slur for homosexuals

Bro, Alex is such a hinkle. He asked me last night if he could tickle my genitals

Hinkle by SandyLG January 26, 2022

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