hilarbeans 

people who use abbrevs say it as a combination of hilarious and coolbeans

Person 1: Yo, I was falling down a flight of stairs and there was a guy at the bottom and I reached out hoping he would catch me but instead he stepped back and I grabbed his junk instead!
Person 2: OMG, that's hilarbeans!! LOL!
Person 1: ...

hilarbeans by wubbwubb September 8, 2011

hilarbear

When an event is so ridiculously funny that the level of its humor transcends the communicative abilities of the English language. When "funny," "haha," "roflcopter" and even "lollersk8r" do not suffice. Then, it is time for the hilarbear to roar.

ZOMG, did you see Max fall off the roller coaster and break every bone in his body? Total hilarbear.

hilarbear by maxatron94 June 4, 2011

Hilarbear

When something is hilarious but cute at the same time.(:
Or just a cute way to say hilarious.

When John Doonan tries to be cool and says things like "mofo", I think it's hilarbear.

Hilarbear by AmberMichelleBoyle1104 November 9, 2010

Hilarbwang

When something is only funny when you're high

"Oh man that was so hilarbwang"

Hilarbwang by Smellydreadgirl September 1, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008