(hai-ka-fōr. n) A way to describe someone that's just so annoyingly stupid you just can't find any other word
(hik-uh-fōr. v) To annoy by being stupid.
Ugh, you know that girl I met in boot camp? She's such a hikaphor. She came up to me the other day and practically climbed on me so she could scream in my ear.

Person A: TROLOLOLO! HELLOOOOO YOU POOOOP!
Person B: You're such a hikaphor.
Person A: NO YOUUUU!!
Person B: Hikaphor somewhere else, stupid.
by Juniper of the Woods December 7, 2015
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