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hemotept 

That guys being a real hemotept.
hemotept by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016

Hemotions 

Going through hemotions
Hemotions by RedDreams February 20, 2020

hemotions 

Rarely seen man-emotions evoked by triumphs of masculinity or broyalty. External evidence of hemotions include no change in facial expression and a lack of crying.
"Tyler wouldn't admit it or show it to his girlfriend but when Vince fired E. on Entourage, he was feeling serious hemotions."
hemotions by flyinasunbeam March 27, 2009

Bro-hemoth 

A) A bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of Abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.

B) One whose titanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
Example 1: "Yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? He's gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus"

Example 2: "Oh my god, Big S is so cocky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. And he won. What a bro-hemoth."
Bro-hemoth by quad boy bro December 21, 2009

Hemothymia 

The irrisistable desire to murder someone
Im sorry, I cant come in to work today, I have hemothymia and feel that I might hurt someone if I show up
Hemothymia by Tara1987 December 17, 2008

Hemotions 

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.
Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.
Hemotions by Mega dude December 2, 2019