heteroshake 

A strong handshake exchanged by two males after a potentialy homosexual experience.

Shawn:You look cute in that shirt
Brandon: We're going to need a heteroshake after that.

heteroshake by Brandon McDonald October 25, 2007

heteroshreksual 

Having or expressing sexual attraction to ogres of the opposite corresponding gender. Heteroshreksuals often associate sexually with anything relating to the Dreamworks movie "Shrek".

Person1: "Holy shit, Shrek is so hot"
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"

Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."

heteroshreksual by ANDROID POWER!!! March 20, 2019

heterosafety 

the condition of being safe from undergoing or causing hurt, injury, or loss resulting from the mistaken assessment that somoene's gender is opposite of yours, and either masturbating or making sexual advances as a result of that mistake

I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl, so, for the sake of heterosafety, I didn't download the video.

heterosafety by jfm August 25, 2004

Heteroskedastic 

heteroskedastic is the process of losing your mind due to economic theory. Your variance is not uniform and you will deviate from normal social behaviour.

studying for the microeconomics exam made him heteroskedastic

Heteroskedastic by Jay_Fatty February 19, 2010

Heteroshreksual 

Having an undying attraction to the popular dreamworks character shrek and only shrek.
The power of his green hands captivate your love and attention.

Son: “Hey mum...”
Mum: “yes my sweet child”
Son: “I think I’m heteroshreksual”
Mum: “Get our my house”

Heteroshreksual by CreamSylasEggnogButterFingers November 30, 2019

Heteroshafted 

When two heterosexual men decide to fuck, but at the climax, one of them realizes the other doesn’t have socks on.

Derek: Was he wearing socks?

John: He forgot
Derek: You got heteroshafted

Heteroshafted by CallousCalculator February 4, 2021

Heteroskeptical 

Straight but curious and ok to admit it. On a spectrum of Gay-Straight they know they are leaning towards straight and are probably more straight than most homophobes who are afraid to question their sexuality. The heteroskeptical is looking to explore but will probably, like any reasonable person, only explore to be sure so that he/she doesnt make the wrong decision.

My best friend asked me if I would ever hook up with a guy as a joke. I said yes. He was kind of shocked. Then I explained that it was not out of some crazy desire or hidden gayness that I wanted to try it, but rather out of a desire to be sure I was making the right decisions on this big question. Then he understood and said, "I think we're all a little heteroskeptical if we really dig deep enough, just like you can never be totally sure about the God question, you just have to really explore the options to come to your conclusion."

Heteroskeptical by Shmellow March 16, 2009