heterosexicle

The genetalia of a heterosexual man, often used in the context of oral sex and/or frozen treats.

Mike: "Would you ever let a guy give you a blowjob?"
Steve: "No way, bro. Only the ladies get a taste of my heterosexicle."

Sally: "How was the swim party today?"
Molly: "It was ok. They ran out of Otter Pops, but Steve offered me a heterosexicle instead."

heterosexicle by DesertedPanda May 28, 2014

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heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia

A Scientific term for a person of colour, having primarily sexual attraction to white skin of the opposite sex.

Tatiana : I would love to hook up with him Lakisha but he doesn’t look at me or you / anyone or color, the same way he looks at Becky, and Karen ….. and we get hit on all the time.

Lakisha: That’s his loss….maybe he needs glasses or something. Or what’s dat term I heard dem use on The Doctors, Dr Oz, or whatever….
Uh…gimme-a-sec…uh….I got it on da tip of my tongue. What’s the name, what’s th…

Tatiana: heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia! that’s what it’s called….I had to Google it on my iPhone.

heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia by R.V.H. August 30, 2021

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heterosexable

Having the quality of physical attractiveness

"That girl was mad heterosexable with her pretty face and long legs."

heterosexable by Sameer Bajaj July 24, 2008

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heterosemiflexible

Being heteroflexible but only towards the same gender when they are convincingly similar to the opposite (NOT trans.)

Robert: You seem heteroflexible

Jim: Nah man I'm heterosemiflexible, I only have sex with guys that look like girls

heterosemiflexible by CrazyPan9000 March 19, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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