hespect 

v. to show deferential regard for. To acknowledge as equal or greater. Coined when Anderson Silva applied the Portuguese pronunciation of the letter 'r' to the English word 'respect' in an interview. Now widely used in the online MMA community.

Alistair Overeem got knocked out because he no have the hespect for Silva's ability.

hespect by JustSomeGuyNamedPaul February 8, 2013

herpectomy 

n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!

herpectomy by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

hexpectations 

Da dire/gory hoped-for results of sticking pins into a voodoo doll, burning a candle with the mark's name on it, or carving a face on a tree and pounding a nail into the tree.

Dabbling in black magic is dangerous, regardless of one's hexpectations!

hexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022

HeySpectral 

A player in Minecraft who makes you question if they’re playing the same game as you.
Known for their uncanny ability to die in the most avoidable ways possible, HeySpectral has perfected the art of being a walking gear set—always losing their loot to the nearest cactus, creeper, or mildly inconvenient fall.

Minecraft's favorite charity.
If you're low on gear, just find HeySpectral. They're basically a mobile loot chest with legs, generously donating their diamond armor and tools to anyone lucky enough to kill them (which isn’t hard).

"Dude, did you see HeySpectral fall into lava while trying to speed bridge? Walking gear set strikes again!"
"I was struggling in PvP until HeySpectral showed up and handed me a full diamond set. What a legend!"

HeySpectral by Fluidshelf337 December 3, 2024

HeySpectral 

A player in Minecraft who makes you question if they’re playing the same game as you.
Known for their uncanny ability to die in the most avoidable ways possible, HeySpectral has perfected the art of being a walking gear set—always losing their loot to the nearest cactus, creeper, or mildly inconvenient fall.

Minecraft's favorite charity.
If you're low on gear, just find HeySpectral. They're basically a mobile loot chest with legs, generously donating their diamond armor and tools to anyone lucky enough to kill them (which isn’t hard).

Synonym for "easy kill."
"Bro, I just 10-hearted HeySpectral again. It's like fighting a villager with a sword!"

"Dude, did you see HeySpectral fall into lava while trying to speed bridge? Walking gear set strikes again!"

"I was struggling in PvP until HeySpectral showed up and handed me a full diamond set. What a legend!"

HeySpectral by Fluidshelf337 December 3, 2024