Ass-hesive 

this is a prank played by the male to the female. after sexual intercourse or whenever, the male goes into the bathroom lifts the toilet lid and jizzes on the seat. the white substance blends in with the white seat making it almost unnoticable. when the female walks in to use the toilet, she'll find herself stuck in a sticky situation.

Joe: Lucy didnt make me a sandwich last night so i pulled an Ass-hesive on her, haha

Bob: Nice, she'll be making sandwiches for sure now

Ass-hesive by Jack10392 May 6, 2010

Hesitext

Erasing a message before sending while iMessaging and the person on the other end sees that you composed a message then deleted it. The assumption can be made that you filtered your thoughts.

Before Hesitext: If we're not hooking up, I dont want to sleep over. :hesitext: ... (pause)

After Hesitext: Want to cuddle and watch a movie at your place?

Hesitext by @juanvertising February 29, 2012

Hesitentionally 

The act of intentionally hesitating while making a decision.

hesitention; hesitentional

You know that girl in front of us at Starbucks? She hesitentionally ordered her coffee; doesn't she realize people are in a hurry?

Hesitentionally by Sean H. Murphy November 3, 2006

Hesitext

When an in person conversation is delayed due to sudden cell phone use, commonly from receiving a text

Anna: did you see the video I posted?

Adam : yeah I was going to...(receives texts and starts to reply)

Anna: that's the second time you hesitexted me today already, it's rude.

Adam: I'm sorry sis.

Hesitext by Kungfuwoo December 21, 2014

Heniversary 

The anniversary of a persons hen do. Usually this is celebrated by going on a night out and dressing up in traditional hen do attire.

Wow! Phoebe’s heniversary was so much fun!

Heniversary by Gibby, Guppy & Giblét September 6, 2023

Heshve

A combination of a keyboard smash and laughter at dark comedy.

(Note: dark comedy differs from blue comedy, familiarize yourself with the difference)

Person: hey check out curb your suicide on YouTube
Me, after watching it,: heshve

Heshve by Binbinzy January 21, 2021

hersive 

pissed and tiered boreded to anger

p.s i told you its a word

i was very hersive when i couldn't go out

hersive by coked December 8, 2007