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Orel Hirshiser

an oral sex act in which the person performing oral sex talks dirty, strictly using sports cliches
I threw a no-hitter today, and in the parking lot after the game I got a sweet Orel Hirshiser. She kept telling me how I exemplified the difference between a player and a winner.

Orel Hershiser 

From baseball:
1. Current pitching coach for the Texas Rangers.
2. A dirty sex act.
A-Rod was so happy to recieve his inflated salary contract that he immediately got on his knees and gave Steinbrenner some hot Orel Hershiser...

Orel Hershiser 

A sexual act involving anal sex and then having a girl suck your dick directly afterward.
That dirty slut I hooked up with last night let me give her an Orel Hershiser.
Orel Hershiser by WR Merch November 1, 2010

Oral Hershiser 

When a person inserts a baseball into a man's rectum, then performs fellatio on the man whilst he clinches on the baseball.
Piazza's rectum looks like a Babe Ruth era catcher's mitt these days! Must be all those Oral Hershisers that Keith Hernandez gave him.

Oral Hersheiser 

Taking a dump in a person's mouth while smacking them in the forehead with a "meat bat." While various penetrations are highly encouraged, a true Oral Hersheiser must not include sexual consummation, as the eponymous baseball player holds the record for most "scoreless innings."
"You haven't had Scheiße till you've had an Oral Hersheiser!"
Oral Hersheiser by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Oral Hershiser 

Fishing out the log you just dropped from the toilet. Find the nearest person and throw the shit like a 90 MPH fastball. It's only a strike if you hit the persons mouth.
I got so tired of this bitch running her mouth. I had to shut it so I decided to give her a Oral Hershiser. STRIKE!!!
Oral Hershiser by zaxin October 19, 2010