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herpty derp 

The act of failing epicly at something, especially when you forget exactly what the heck your doing in the wrong room of the house
Bob:"I just had a total herpty derp moment there."
Jim:"Wat?"
Bob:"I forgot what the hell I was doing there."
Jim:"oh."
Bob:"DERP"

Herpty Derpty 

That one guy that you always get stuck with when playing Halo. Kinda like a more retarded humpty dumpty.
We would have won that last game if it wasn't for fuckin' herpty derpty.

Herpily Derpily 

Fun way of saying herpes, which is a nasty STD that's with you for life.
Situation 1:
Bob: Ew, what's that on your lip?

Ted: I got the herpily derpily

Bob: nasty

Situation 2:
Doc: I'm sorry Mr. Clod but I'm afraid you have the Herpily Derpilies

Mr. Clod: Oh NOE!!
Herpily Derpily by cake_walk March 23, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026