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Herpie Chirp 

Someone who is always happy and excited about any and everything.
No one is going on the staff trip except Jim, he's a real herpie Chirp.
Herpie Chirp by LolaCabana April 1, 2019

Herpie-Slurpee 

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.
Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

Herpie Mustache 

When you finger a stanky ass ho with a dank ass puss- and you wipe your nose, hence giving yourself a herpie mustache
"Wang dog, who were you hooking up with last night? "
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"

"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"

Herpie slurpee 

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes
Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!
Herpie slurpee by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

herpie slurpee 

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.
(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."

herpie fairy

A person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases around with no regard for anyone.
"Just got my test results back.

That fuckin herpie fairy put some shit on me!"
herpie fairy by JEPHPH80 February 20, 2018