herpepotamus

Derogatory term for a woman who is fat and slutty.

Did you see the herpepotamus that Adam went home with?

herpepotamus by SunNovaGun September 19, 2010

herpegonasyphillAIDS 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS. This means that you are burnt up, and I mean really burnt up.

Jaime a hoe. I know she got herpegonasyphilLAIDS.

herpegonasyphillAIDS by F[ace]less April 8, 2009

herpegonosyphilaids 

The worst Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) a person could ever contract. It is comprised of the following: herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis and AIDS.

"I just got back from Vegas and something really itches and burns down below!"
"Oh, I think you've picked up herpegonosyphilaids...sounds like what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!"

herpegonosyphilaids by buffy3 June 2, 2009

Herpedian 

A known carrier of the genital strain herpes virus

That ROV pilot Craig was a right herpedian!

Herpedian by emafini July 12, 2011

herpegonnosyphiltitis 

The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world. Often used figuratively to emphasize the dirtiness of a person.

Art: "I hooked up with Lisa last night. It was awesome!"
Dave: "Oh yeah, that's what Sam, Johnny, Pete, Ted, Nick D..."
Art: "Wait...all those guys were up in that?"
Dave: "Yeah, and also Kevin, Matt, Will...shit I could go on forever."
Art: "So your telling me every guy in your frat has nailed this girl?"
Dave: "No, no, no, not at all. Only about 80% of my frat, I'd say. And pretty much all of SAE, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Pike, Alpha Beta...but she's hot, man. Good job."
Art: "Is she clean?"
Dave: "No, she's got herpegonnosyphiltitis. You wrapped it up, right?"
Art: "So that's why my dick turned green and purple and rotted off this morning."
Dave: "Yeah, that explains it."

herpegonnosyphiltitis by Nick D July 13, 2004

Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

Herpetologist by Common Russian April 18, 2018

herpegonnasyphilaids 

A term to describe someone that has slept with everyone.

A combonation of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis & A.I.D.S.

Dude, she's she been around so much she's got herpegonnasyphilaids!!

herpegonnasyphilaids by Huntedbear January 20, 2007