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herpatitis 

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.
homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"
herpatitis by LiVee August 2, 2012
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herpatitis g 

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.
Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

herpatitis 

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.
Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.
herpatitis by dtr0286 August 22, 2009

Herpataintus 

The act of herpes migrating to the taint. Can lead to itching, burning and make long walks nearly impossible. Also, sores can form and ooze.
taint herpes herpataintus
Herpataintus by roldaddy May 21, 2011

herpatitis 

Dan went to Carla's last night and came back with herpatitis. Must've been good.
herpatitis by JonDub December 1, 2007

herpatitisrhea 

It is a fatal form of herpes, hepatitus, and gonorrhea that cum dumpster bitches carry and spread to poor bastards who think they are getting lucky. After contact with herpatitisrhea it will most likely burn when you pee, you will feel abdominal pain, everything will itch especially your balls, you might obtain some scabs, and your penis will probably fall off. Yep and that's what you get for fucking nasty bitches. Sketchikan is the most populated by herpatitisrhea.
"I think that girl from Sketchikan gave me herpatitisrhea cause I almost scratched my balls off and I have scabs. I'm scared."
herpatitisrhea by mm...hmm August 23, 2011

Herpatitis 

This is when you have herpes and hepatitis C at the same time
:O
Billy:Eww, that bitch has herpatitis!
Bob:What a disgusting person...