herpafauna 

When a gay friend pokes you in the ass when he thinks you aren't looking, but really actually hopes that you see him.

Grass "Hey look at my macbook" *Pokes your ass*
Friend "Ouch, wtf was that?"
Grass "Sorry that was my cat! Definitely not me."
Friend "Are you trying herpafauna on me?"
Grass "Wtf is that?"

herpafauna by Guinea_saurus May 29, 2011

Herpaganasiphilaids 

(Herpa-gana-siphil-aids)

1. a combination of the four major STDS

2. A random word you say out of nowhere to get a rise out of people

1. I totally got Herpoganasiphilaids from that dirty chick you recomended me

2. Guy one- Herpaganasiphilaids!
Guy two- wtf?
Guy one- lol

Herpaganasiphilaids by ItallianStallion1691 December 27, 2008

Herpaganaciphilitis 

1. A terrible and embarrassing STD which includes Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis... basically ensuring that once you have it, you will be lonely for the rest of your life.

Man that guy got Herpaganaciphilitis from that Hoebag!
Thats must suck... poor bastard.

Herpaganaciphilitis by Valher November 3, 2009

Herpagaunacyphillitis 

Multiple STDs

Damn, it hurts when I pee, that sores new, and green shits oozing. Damn you must have fucked Ashley, you have herpagaunacyphillitis.

Herpagaunacyphillitis by markel 7168 November 5, 2018

Herpagunareasyphlecrableitis

Every std in one, usually passed on by fucking the high school thot.

“HELP I FUCKED THE SCHOOL THOT AND I HAVE HERPAGUNAREASYPHLECRABLEITIS AND IM GONNA DIE IN TWO DAYS😭”

Herpagunareasyphlecrableitis by Pussyfoot6969420666 July 18, 2019