When a gay friend pokes you in the ass when he thinks you aren't looking, but really actually hopes that you see him.
Grass "Hey look at my macbook" *Pokes your ass*
Friend "Ouch, wtf was that?"
Grass "Sorry that was my cat! Definitely not me."
Friend "Are you trying herpafauna on me?"
Grass "Wtf is that?"
Friend "Ouch, wtf was that?"
Grass "Sorry that was my cat! Definitely not me."
Friend "Are you trying herpafauna on me?"
Grass "Wtf is that?"
by Guinea_saurus May 5, 2011