hergloting

when an individual pulls their underwear through the waist band of their pants/shorts to be displayed inside out over themselves; typically done in public, i.e. in a bowling alley or billiard.

I really wish he would stop hergloting when i'm trying to get a strike in the tenth frame.

hergloting by Token13 January 1, 2010

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hergling

To promote oneself sexually to the benefit of someone in a position of power.

Tony “hergled” The company’s chief executives balls in his mouth and shortly after was assistant GM.

Sarah only got the promotion because she let upper management Hergl her jugs. Hergling is what she does best.

hergling by JCW79 October 29, 2021

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hergling

To promote oneself by performing sexual favours or acts.
To succeed while sucking. The act of brown nosing sexually.

“Wow she really advanced up the company ladder quickly, she hergled her jugs to the boss daily”. “Hergling really worked for her.

“He was Hergling our bosses nuts amd that’s how he got promoted with zero experience”

hergling by JCW79 October 30, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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