Herfing the derf

It is discribed as "Fucking the fucked"; To have sexual intercourse with a fucked up person. May sound unusual in a way to make people just say: "Was that a threaten?" or Having no idea of what has been said..

DUDE!? I totally saw you and ashley herfing the derf with each other.

Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?

Herfing the derf by TheGuyWhoCanTalkLikeThis August 7, 2011

Harfing 

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015

herringbone 

It is a type of gold chain. The pattern it is weaved in a way to look like connected chevrons or "V's" to give a zig-zag type of pattern.

Had some extra paper the other day, so I went down and got me a fat herringbone to drop dem bitches' panties with.

herringbone by fayettevillain June 28, 2013

grey-herring

a problem area that unexpectedly arises and has the potential to reveal one's incompetence in a meeting. Grey Herrings occur predominantly in the calvinus stupidicus species. Grey herrings are stress-inducing and evoke compulsive lying.

calvin was nervous going into the meeting because of the grey-herring rumored to be swimmin around the switchyard.

grey-herring by Senor P August 20, 2010

red herring 

Something used to divert attention form the real matter, issue or object(a dead red herring was often used to confuse or test the scent of a hunting dog)

That kid was just a red herring to prevent his friends from being caught in the act.

red herring by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2008

Heafing

Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.

It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.

Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.

Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.

Heafing by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009

herding cats 

The phrase herding cats comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is as difficult as herding cats. One of the commonly encountered uses of the term in technical fields is the phrase "Managing programmers is like herding cats" or "Managing engineers is like herding cats". In education it would be "Managing students is like herding cats". In reality, it would be "Managing cats is like herding cats." It refers to the individualism common in the stereotypical examples of programmers and domesticated cats. A similar phrase, allegedly of Irish origins, is "Minding mice at a crossroads".

Me: Yo. I was having trouble.
You: So, managing cats was like herding cats?
Cats: Ya!

herding cats by catherdmaster January 3, 2009