heread

in relation to technological means of communication, heread refers to any statement which is read by a receiver who can simultaneously "hear" the message as the sender would have delivered it verbally*.

*Heread messages may only occur between people who know each other well enough to be familiar with delivery style and intonation.

ONLINE CONVO
bff1: you're telling me
bff2: i heread you loud & clear

heread by elle_gee October 6, 2010

Hermadunk 

To forcibly introduce a change-adverse individual to something new. Similar to dunking a hermit crab in its food and water bowls when introducing it to a new cage.

The process is usually performed for the benefit of the person being hermadunked, but against their will.

“Hey Carolyn thinks that crutons and brocoli have flavor, lets drag her to an indian place and hermadunk her till she learns what flavor is.”

“God damn it, I’ve told you about sushi 30 times, prepare to be hermadunked!”

Hermadunk by 4F February 22, 2019

hermadaphadite 

A middle aged man I sent pictures of my body to.

"Someone convinced me he was a make hermadaphadite"

hermadaphadite by Hermaderpadaphadite July 7, 2016

herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

herendipity 

Lucky bird

Ramon the heron is so lucky all the time. Why does he get all the herendipity?????

herendipity by KrizziKat August 22, 2019

hermadaphrodite 

Pyrocynical

He said he's a Hermadaphrodite

hermadaphrodite by Asian Cunt April 23, 2016

Heredia 

One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.

"Her... herd... How's your last name pronounced?"

"Heredia!"

"Oh..."

Heredia by crazyjungledude February 23, 2009