Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
by Kelpy Gً October 24, 2019
Q: Are you high?
A: I prefer the term "herbally enhanced."
Q:Why?
A: Food tastes better. Music sounds better. Colors are more vivid. My body feels better. Life is good!
A: I prefer the term "herbally enhanced."
Q:Why?
A: Food tastes better. Music sounds better. Colors are more vivid. My body feels better. Life is good!
by Herb McKerb November 3, 2009
A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 2, 2007
"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"
"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
by Doggen September 8, 2019
by Lance G July 14, 2005
Pot head, stoner, smoker of cannabis.
One who uses herbal stimulants via edibles, or smoking to mentally or physically better them self's. For personal, spiritual, enlightenment gain
One who uses herbal stimulants via edibles, or smoking to mentally or physically better them self's. For personal, spiritual, enlightenment gain
by Plumbsavvy May 17, 2019
Yo, Louie! It's Colin. I'm feelin' a little sick, let's go get some herbal remedies!
Sick man! Sounds good.
Sick man! Sounds good.
by Colin and Louie July 24, 2008