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Hepatitis C 

Simple Definition: Hep C comes from the Hep C Virus. You get the Hep C Virus from infected blood. Millions have it and most don’t know it. Treatment works half the time for some and barely for everyone else. Blacks and Hispanics are more affected than everyone else. Leaders and studies from these cultures on a ground level are rare so any change is slow in comin’

Complicated Definition: A disease caused by the Hepatitis C Virus, which specifically attacks functions of the liver, this is a strain of Hepatitis that does not have a cure or vaccine.

Hepatitis C is contracted from infected blood and blood products that are transferred to the bodily fluid of the uninfected victim. Current “blood bridges” such as a razor, toothbrush, nail files, incorrectly or not sterilized piercing or tattoo tool or the draw from a reused ink cartridge, unclean or not sterilized syringe or the draw from a reused vial are also included infection vessels.

Approximately 5 million people in the United States are known to carry the virus more than half do not realize they are infected due to the fact 80% of victims show no sign or symptom until liver functions are disrupted.

Treatment exists and is successful approximately 50% of the time for Caucasian, genotype-one patients. People of African, Hispanic, Latino and Mexican decent respond to treatment approximately 30% of the time. Same affected cultures are also highly afflicted perhaps due to lack of active advocacy from cultural leaders along with sparse study participation.
Dude's got Hepatitis C...What's that?
What'cha don't do nothing about is gonna cost ya.

Hepatitis C 

Besides being a disease, hepatitis c can also refer to a hopeless crush. This is because hopeless crushes are toxic.
Jane:I like Jacob but he has a girlfriend.
Janette: Looks like you got yourself a Hepatitis C.
Hepatitis C by BarelyLegal;) May 13, 2019

Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt
I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.

HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS 

AIDS AND HEPATITIS of eyes, often caught when away or sick from previous commitments, highly contagious to Dingo's and Jewish people
dude 1: "where is the jewish person today?"
dude 2: "he caught HepatitisConjunctivitisAIDS"

Cardio vascular hepatitis z

Its a disease from bramble Bush , when you do a 360 no-scope and say "ha ha , yh man" then get tea bagged by the bramble , then it gives you the disease which makes you retarded and think you are a hot air balloon
One day , in the land of fairy's , a young boy approached an odd shaped bramble bush , then he approached it and had a sneek insight , with force the persuasion of the bramble Bush dragged in the young boy and made him do a certain amount of out of the ordinary kind of stuff , which then led him to having Cardio vascular hepatitis z.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026