(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.
As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006