hello dave

Phrase said to people by Papa Lazarou, just before he tells them that they are now his wife... and he kidnaps them.
From The League of Gentlemen.

Papa Lazarou knocks on door of house, person answers, he says "Hello Dave", "Your my wife now dave", and he kidnaps them!

by Rebecca The Red January 17, 2005

hello dave

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.

Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye

by Pins and Pots October 3, 2005

hello dave

General greeting used to anyone.

Tom: "Hello Dave!"
Steph: "Hello Dave!"

by tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm November 10, 2006

hello dave

You say hello to dave
and hi to sue

'' Hello Dave ''
'' Hiiiiii Sue ''

by Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 24, 2004