To put Tabasco hot sauce in your penis hole and ejaculate in your partners face, but preferably their eye.
by The Savage 13 April 29, 2016
by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006
To roughly insert a glass bottle of Tabasco sauce into a victim's hiney, then shattering the bottle within by smacking the ass-cheeks together, thereby spreading shards of glass and hot juicy Tabasco all up ins.
Also: a recipe for disaster!
Also: a recipe for disaster!
Guy 1: It's a beautiful day!
Guy 2: No it's not. I hate today. I hate the world. Most of all, I hate you.
Guy 1: Watch it, GUY 2... Or I'll unleash some Anal Hellfire on your sorry ass!
Guy 2: No it's not. I hate today. I hate the world. Most of all, I hate you.
Guy 1: Watch it, GUY 2... Or I'll unleash some Anal Hellfire on your sorry ass!
by T-cash October 18, 2007
The Canterbury “hellfire tour” 2009
1. have sex in weird places at least twice in one night
2. must shag as many races and genders as possible
3. come drinking with the pirate socirty after getting fake I.D. (and survive)
4. dress up as a legionnaire (or similar) and storm Chaucer/anselms school reception with at least two other people screaming “I DEMAND SATISFACTION!” until thrown out
5. walk into mcdonalds wearing only a box, and drop it saying in a scottish accent “TAKE A TASTE OF THIS BIG MAC!” and run out
6. have a nervous breakdown in ann summers
7. hold up a sigh saying “free sex women/men only” (depending on preference)
8. use one of Nathan blackalls chat up lines successfully
9. shit in a bag, set it on fire, put it on a doorstep, ring the doorbell and run
10. army crawl across a zebra crossing taking at least two minutes
11. run down the highstreet with a sock around the dong and a hood and cape
12. wear a gimp mask and leather harness and be walked through Canterbury on a leash
13. fit as many passing pedestrians into a phonebox as possible
14. organised practical joke on a member of the public
15. 1 person dresses as a squirrel chases another person (dressed as a nut seller) through Canterbury while the nut-seller screams “he’s after my nuts!”
16. attend a wedding/funeral uninvited dressed as death
etc.
Extra points are awarded for wearing fairy wings during the challenges, 3 points per challenge, this is known as “the fairy-wing bonus”
1. have sex in weird places at least twice in one night
2. must shag as many races and genders as possible
3. come drinking with the pirate socirty after getting fake I.D. (and survive)
4. dress up as a legionnaire (or similar) and storm Chaucer/anselms school reception with at least two other people screaming “I DEMAND SATISFACTION!” until thrown out
5. walk into mcdonalds wearing only a box, and drop it saying in a scottish accent “TAKE A TASTE OF THIS BIG MAC!” and run out
6. have a nervous breakdown in ann summers
7. hold up a sigh saying “free sex women/men only” (depending on preference)
8. use one of Nathan blackalls chat up lines successfully
9. shit in a bag, set it on fire, put it on a doorstep, ring the doorbell and run
10. army crawl across a zebra crossing taking at least two minutes
11. run down the highstreet with a sock around the dong and a hood and cape
12. wear a gimp mask and leather harness and be walked through Canterbury on a leash
13. fit as many passing pedestrians into a phonebox as possible
14. organised practical joke on a member of the public
15. 1 person dresses as a squirrel chases another person (dressed as a nut seller) through Canterbury while the nut-seller screams “he’s after my nuts!”
16. attend a wedding/funeral uninvited dressed as death
etc.
Extra points are awarded for wearing fairy wings during the challenges, 3 points per challenge, this is known as “the fairy-wing bonus”
by Lunit October 21, 2009
It is a 100% legal device that allows you to make your gun shoot as fast as a machine gun. It is the only legal way of increasing the rate of fire on a gun available legally today. It goes on and off the gun in seconds and fits in your pocket.
by MRTRIGGERMAN August 7, 2018
by Freak 🎸 July 29, 2022
by fitz_foxhunter July 29, 2006