To roughly insert a glass bottle of Tabasco sauce into a victim's hiney, then shattering the bottle within by smacking the ass-cheeks together, thereby spreading shards of glass and hot juicy Tabasco all up ins.
Also: a recipe for disaster!
Guy 1: It's a beautiful day!
Guy 2: No it's not. I hate today. I hate the world. Most of all, I hate you.
Guy 1: Watch it, GUY 2... Or I'll unleash some Anal Hellfire on your sorry ass!