The Hellen Kellar 

when a girl is giving u a blowjob and u pull out right before you cum and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail

yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on

The Hellen Kellar by Zachary E December 15, 2006

The Hellen Kellar 

A person who is Sleep walking

My room mate was sleep walking last night so i drop kicked that Hellen Kellar looking mother fucker and he fell dome piece first to the floor and tried reading the floor with his hands like The Hellen Kellar would if she was drunk.

The Hellen Kellar by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call 

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

Hellen Keller 64 

The only person on a team in a co-op game that doesn't have a microphone.

Anthony B. : Why does Ashley not come help me? I'm being hunted!

Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.

Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!

Hellen Keller 64 by HAWP August 25, 2011

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

Dirty Hellen Keller by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

Hellen Kellered 

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

Hellen Kellered by KingKrule January 2, 2012

The Hellen Keller 

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.

Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!

The Hellen Keller by G-rant H January 3, 2008