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far king hell 

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Hell Fart 

A Helll Fart is when you fart and your ass explodes and you die.
Me: My brother died yesterday.
Friend: Oh my! How?
Me: He... He... Hell Farted.
Friend: NOOOOOO!
Hell Fart by Lenwooo March 17, 2013
its a farm off of scary ass road. its a fukd up place. it is were girls and guys will sum times walk out leave with the wrong pants on. its were people film people snorting school buses. its were u get totally bitched at when u finally get a fire going. and then they make u put it out. its were a rooster will crow at random times just to piss u off. its a place were chickens will appear out of kno were. and iff u try to catch them they will say fuck u and run away. its a place were hell spiders come out of no were and swat away a chair when u throw it at them cuz there just that beast. simple put, its just hell farm.
remeber that time we were at hell farm and that kid name kurt told us those amazing stories about everything.
hell farm by survior of hell farm February 16, 2009

Fart as hell 

An slang way of saying something is ridiculous/ridiculously bad, similar to the phrase "____ as hell."
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who thought it was okay to like child porn?
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!
Fart as hell by minnicle August 31, 2020
Used mainly in the southeast USA, it is used to express surprise, excitement, horror, and disbelief.
"Can you believe that Johnny's parents bought him a new BMW?"

"Hellfar, no!"

"Bubba is having to have triple bypass surgery tomorrow.

"Oh, hellfar!"
Hellfar by ashl8ce October 6, 2008